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Nice try, submitter. But show me a genuine-article lead pencil in this day and age and I'll show you a potential lawsuit waiting to happen! - Matty Malaprop

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Given how advanced the technology behind R2 is, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if he was quite proficient at piracy. - Matty Malaprop

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Ordering one of these for lunch is guaranteed to put you on the sunny side of the afternoon! - Matty Malaprop

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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop