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And as your resident male punmaster, I hereby absolve myself from knowing what pumps actually look like, so my above title maintains both its integrity and its alliteration. - Matty Malaprop

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First time he opens his mouth about a white whale, I'm jacking a lifeboat and rowing the hell out of here. - Matty Malaprop

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And here I just thought you were being a chauvinist pig! - Matty Malaprop

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If the comments on this post deteriorate into a "Who's on first" gag, I swear to god punmasters... - Matty Malaprop