He Shines Brightest On His Own

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His cold misanthropy is just a property of his brain chemistry, I suppose. - Matty Malaprop

Everyone Serves a Porpoise

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To be fair, it's roughly a million times better than serving a tyrannical cuttlefish. - Matty Malaprop

She's Off to the Races

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... or he. I've never fully understood the gendering of Furbies, so... - Matty Malaprop

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