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And this right here is why I always get a little irked when doctors try and get cheeky with their 25 cents worth. - Matty Malaprop

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Anyone who answers to Fox News' Glenn Beck and call deserves to have their eyes pecked out by an owl. Just sayin'. - Matty Malaprop

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It's kinda like when he ordered that diamond-studded cast iron frying pan from Amazon, and in the comments sectioned noted that it was intended "fo' sizzle." - Mattizzle Malapropizzle