By mathieuda (Via: WindWakerLinkisBestLink)
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I would move away as soon as possible.

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

Cantalope
By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop