Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight

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Hold the Scotch, She's Watching Her Weight
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And besides, it's never a bad idea to moderate your drinking when you're a diabetic. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Mental Floss...

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ICWUDT Mental Floss...
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

Unforgettable Style. Unforgettable Value.

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Unforgettable Style. Unforgettable Value.
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Do you see what I did there, up in the title? Man, I should go into marketing! - Matty Malaprop