PSA of the Day: Customer Service, It Gets Worse

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Can Opener Studio's Stephen Parkhurst sheds a light on the lesser known plights of working in the customer service industry in this parody of the It Gets Better Project.

Note: this video contains some language.

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He Just Wants the Facts, Yolks

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Thanks to his military training, he knows never to shoot at a culprit until he sees the egg whites of their eyes. - Matty Malaprop

Water Conducts Electricity

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I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

And Here You Thought We Were Washed Up!

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It took us a while to clean up our act, but now your efforts will hamper ours no longer! - Matty Malaprop