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Faramir told me he "died well, achieving some good readings. His face was more pressurized even than in life." - Matty Malaprop

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Eating all that candy seemed like such a great idea last night... but now my stomach is just a hot fuss. - Matty Malaprop

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And it was precisely then that poor little Susie developed her longstanding case of Iatrophobia. - Matty Malaprop

Thanks punmaster Magician_at_large for finding the source for this comic!

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