Man, The Spotlight Does Not Do Him Any Favors

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eminem,lighting,literalism,not,opposite,slim shady
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And here I thought Weird Al was the one who was supposed to be white and nerdy... - Matty Malaprop

I'm Partial to the Canine One, Myself

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after,before,cat,dogs,homophone,Kat Dennings,name,opposites,shoop
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At least she'll be floofy and man's best friend even if her career starts to go down a ruff path! - Matty Malaprop

Sinerise and Sineset

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Hall of Fame,literalism,rise,set,similar sounding,sin,sine,sine wave,sun,sunrise,sunset
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B-COS math is relevant even in the most tangential situations. - Matty Malaprop

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