KTVU News Anchor Reads the Ridiculous, Made-Up Names of Asiana Airlines Flight 214 Pilots on the Teleprompter

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For the last name time, Burgundy, don't read just anything that comes up on the teleprompter!

... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay

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... And Suddenly I'm BFFs with Tooth Decay
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Something tells me that this instrument won't do wonders for my receding gum line... - Matty Malaprop

Tard Approves

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Tard Approves
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It may be the only thing Grumpy Cat approves of, but it is a thing, at least. - Matty Malaprop

Hay! Hoe! Let's Go!

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Hay! Hoe! Let's Go!
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♪ They're hoein' in a straight line / they're learning how to tight-bind / the kids are farming overtime / Barnhand Bop! ♪ - Matty Malaprop

Money Laundering

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Money Laundering
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Something about White collar crime never fails to make me sick. - Matty Malaprop