KTVU News Anchor Reads the Ridiculous, Made-Up Names of Asiana Airlines Flight 214 Pilots on the Teleprompter

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For the last name time, Burgundy, don't read just anything that comes up on the teleprompter!

Actually, It Really Doesn't...

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Actually, It Really Doesn't...
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-verb (used with object) 1. to remove the shucks from: to shuck corn. 2. to remove or discard as or like shucks; peel off: to shuck one's clothes. 3. Slang. to get rid of (often followed by off): a bad habit I couldn't shuck for years.

... and QED. - Matty Malaprop

Nice Legs, Neville!

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Nice Legs, Neville!
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Maybe his love of vegetables is a contributing factor to his svelte physique? - Matty Malaprop

Philosoraptor Should Really Go Into Marketing

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Philosoraptor Should Really Go Into Marketing
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And if those magazines ads are all from "Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Editions," then I have NO IDEA what you'd even call the garment at that point. - Matty Malaprop