KTVU News Anchor Reads the Ridiculous, Made-Up Names of Asiana Airlines Flight 214 Pilots on the Teleprompter

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For the last name time, Burgundy, don't read just anything that comes up on the teleprompter!

Kanye's Test

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Kanye's Test
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I've heard it's a pretty rigorous exam. Maybe you should try getting a tutor. I know this guy in Paris; he'll let you into his study zone if you ask nicely! - Matty Malaprop

Sure, You Seem Like a Pheasant Enough Fellow

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Sure, You Seem Like a Pheasant Enough Fellow
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I just fear my responses may be difficult for you to swallow... - Matty Malaprop

They're Only Hatin' Because You're Kind of a Daffodilweed

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They're Only Hatin' Because You're Kind of a Daffodilweed
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... or maybe they're just allergic to daisies. Either way. - Matty Malaprop