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Warning: doing this prank raises your chances of being dumped by about 500%.

The video's author, James Williams, stated in his description, "I don't think I've ever seen a mouth open so wide screaming."

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♪Angie, Angie, I spent an hour in your line / Angie, Angie, where the hell's my side of fries? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

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Looks like sonny boy here wasn't the only thing in this comic that came out prematurely... - Matty Malaprop

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Maybe I would have kept at the whole "math" thing if my instructions for equations were this punny! - Matty Malaprop

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I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'm begging you to bake me / I want you to want me / I need you to knead me / I'd love you to loaf me / I'll shine up a rolling pin / lay out a fresh-washed pan / I'll wait for you after work if you say that you'll loaf me / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? / Hoping to god you won't be usin' that stove for fryin' / Didn't you, didn't you, didn't you see me risin'? ♪ - Matty Malaprop

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