Guy Freaks the Hell Out of His Girlfriend Using a Paper Mache Ring Ghost

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Warning: doing this prank raises your chances of being dumped by about 500%.

The video's author, James Williams, stated in his description, "I don't think I've ever seen a mouth open so wide screaming."

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While
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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!

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When You're the Lord of Something, You Can Do Whatever You Want With it!
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I wouldn't be complaining if I were here. Two doctors in one place sounds ever so Dalektable to me! - Matty Malaprop

That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans

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That's the Only Mythology Known to Americans
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See what I did there? I made a joke making fun of Americans for being dumb and not reading. Aren't I just so clever????? - Matty Malaprop

He's a Meno Mother on the Pitch!

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He's a Meno Mother on the Pitch!
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Euthyphrootball has never been my personal forté; it always feels like such an athletic trial to me. - Matty Malaprop