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Warning: doing this prank raises your chances of being dumped by about 500%.

The video's author, James Williams, stated in his description, "I don't think I've ever seen a mouth open so wide screaming."

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By xyzpdq1
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I mean, that IS the moral of "The Tortoise and the Hare," right? Right? - Matty Malaprop

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By netsnets (Via: Happy Smart Book)
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I mean, in terms of clarity, I think this pun would work better as "cantelope," but who am I to quibble over minute details? #IALWAYSQuibbleOverMinuteDetails - Matty Malaprop