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Quite frankly I'm not convinced he didn't just take the job in hopes of scoring some discounted Tinkerbells. - Matty Malaprop

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At first I didn't want to dance, so I was Haydn at the bar, but then I saw a girl I liked and figured it was time to Rachmaninoff. - Matty Malaprop

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He pities the fool who can't make laundry art as good as this. - Matty Malaprop

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It was unique enough to be prominently featured on multiple different songs by The Who, so I don't really see what the issue is here?????? - Matty Malaprop

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