After the Metam/Phosis

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Well, it's not the cat/fly I prophesied, but I've never been able to say no to apple bottoms. - Matty Malaprop

Who the F&@# is Bonny Bear??

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Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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A Candid Discussion on Racism

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Listen, I'mma be honest here; if having a moral opposition to long-distance running is wrong, then I never ever want to be right. - Matty Malaprop