NO THIS IS NOT DOG.

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You really couldn't ask for a better receptionist though. He always talks in a way that brings Joseph Gordon-Levitty to everyone's day! - Matty Malaprop

Terror-Wrist

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Apparently this is an actual tattoo that was specifically made to look like it was done in ball-point pen. The more you know, I guess? - Matty Malaprop

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From the Creator of Teenage Mutant Ninja Sneetches

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Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop