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Q: What do you call an entrée of imitation duck meat? A: A Pâté de Fraud Gras. - Matty Malaprop

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I mean, I know I'm nitpicking here, but seriously. THIS PUN WOULD BE SO MUCH FUNNIER FOR ME IF ONLY I KNEW WHAT KIND OF ROLL YOU WERE LITERALLY ON LADY! - Matty Malaprop

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My grandfather looks about as haggard as Palpatine, so I suppose this makes sense. - Matty Malaprop

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If the newt urinates on his head, does that mean he's excreting a Newt-on-ian fluid? - Matty Malaprop

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