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Dude's gotta get his fire flower potting soil somewhere, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

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By _C_A_T_ ( Via: humortrain.com)
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But I guess maybe his Hollywooden rickshaw is more fuel efficient? - Matty Malaprop

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He's a pretty good stand-in for all the full-time teachers, but he needs to learn to keep his mouth shut. Mentioning your six-inch around kindergartners is NOT a thing that goes over particularly well with anyone... - Matty Malaprop

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