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Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

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Just don't make him the wrong kind of smoothy. I hear if you do that, he'll punish you by taking away your blending forever. - Matty Malaprop

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It may not be the best way to read, but it's certainly the Hemingway to read! - Matty Malaprop