You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense

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You're Gonna Get Wingdinged for That Offense
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A courier will be with you soon to escort you the helvetica outta here. - Matty Malaprop

It's Good for Your Vitruvian Manhood

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It's Good for Your Vitruvian Manhood
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But please remember to be mindful of the "photography" part of the "No Flash Photography" rule in the museum. - Matty Malaprop

Tyra Banks Isn’t Qualified to Host Anyway

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Tyra Banks Isn’t Qualified to Host Anyway
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Thanks, Anon. I didn't even have to change your title! ALSO SORRY TYRA. - Matty Malaprop

I'm More Partial to Copypasta

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I'm More Partial to Copypasta
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I'm also not partial to puns that are this overbearingly self-aware... but hey, sometimes you just gotta nod and smile and every wink wink life throws you. - Matty Malaprop