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Punmaster moon-beast says: "Where do you keep your petty cash? Why, in this bag of course!"

An ex-boyfriend I met in Folsom bought it for me, and vanished shortly after. I guess you could say he was a real heartbreaker. - Matty Malaprop

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Seems fitting for a man with fingers as acrobatic as Bach's. - Matty Malaprop

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Zippity Zoppity Jello Puddin' Pop Doo Boopity is roughly the sound a free-falling fighter plane makes. ~~THE MORE YOU KNOW~~ - Matty Malaprop