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If you're quick, you'll be able to catch him when he's not en garde! - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I'm sure there's another reason it doesn't work in the canon, but that probably doesn't lend itself to a pun as easily. - Matty Malaprop

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By Kevin Friedemann
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Ernie wasn't complaining about the dessert he was dished up, but that fateful homophonic response was the very thing that kept him from receiving the rocky road he'd so desperately dreamed of having that evening. - Matty Malaprop

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Via: Reddit
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Don't even ask. I'm just as confused about this as you are. - Matty Malaprop

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By paracog
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It paralyzes your face AND it creates waterborne bovine! What could possibly be better? - Matty Malaprop

banana,food,for,Hall of Fame,hobo,literalism,sign,will,will work for food,work
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... so does that mean he wants to become a banana breadwinner? - Matty Malaprop

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