double meaning,fingerprint,literalism,print,prints,small
By MKM1988
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If it was wearing Apple Bottom jeans, I think it's a safe bet that you could call it a fine

print. - Matty Malaprop

cracker,homophone,literalism,uncle,uncle kracker
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I'm still a little salty about how bad his last record was, though.* - Matty Malaprop

*J/K ALL OF HIS MUSIC IS BAD AND I DON'T LIKE ANYTHING ABOUT IT I JUST PRETENDED TO SO I COULD MAKE PUNSSSSSSSSSSSSS

dear,deer,double meaning,exclamation,Hall of Fame,homophone,literalism,lord
By Unknown
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I bet this particular gentlemen knows exactly how to make a quick buck. - Matty Malaprop

bed,double meaning,Flower,flowerbed,literalism
By XB3
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If you just think of the germination cycle for these perennials as their sleep number, then this whole completely mangled metaphor starts to effortlessly piece itself together... yeah... except not at all. - Matty Malaprop

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