The Amount of Likes on This Post Just Keeps Going Up

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Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop

Capital Punishment

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It's cruel, sure, but it's still not the harshest sentence. That would be Helvetica Punishment. - Matty Malaprop

The Long Lost Dr. Seuss Title

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Because "Horton Hears a Dalek Shouting 'Exterminate!'" just didn't roll off the tongue well enough.