Seems Pretty Binary to Me

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gryffindor,Harry Potter,homophone,house,indoor,opposites,outdoor,suffix
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Nothing to sort here, hat. Move along. - Matty Malaprop

Some People Just Can't Leaf Well Enough Alone

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idiom,similar sounding,bark,blight,bite,tree,leaves
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You can use a joke like this time and again, but its humor value will always be evergreen. - Matty Malaprop

Feelings Are Like Yo-Yos

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feelings,feeling,variations on a theme,yo yo,tricks,yo-yo tricks
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I think the worst part of it is, unless you come completely undone, the yo-feels always just come back to you, no matter what you do. - Matty Malaprop

Trolling (?) is a art.

A Lesson in Proper Etiquette

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double meaning,etiquette,fraction,fractions,improper,improper faction,literalism
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There may be a couple of "i"s in "piggyback ride," but that doesn't make you any less irrational for thinking this is a two-way street. - Matty Malaprop