You Can Say That Again

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He's also insincere, but that's another story entirely. - Matty Malaprop

They Don't Call it the Blue Screen of Death for Nothin'

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When you spend all your waking hours staring at a monitor, it's really only a matter of time before your head becomes a flat screen. - Matty Malaprop

The Red is Raspberry... Right?

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It's the drink of choice to help you wash down the opiate of the masses. - Matty Malaprop

It Tastes Even Better With a Splash of Crochetershire Sauce!

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The restaurant that sells these is such a great little place! It's owned and operated entirely by the sweetest tight-knit family you can imagine. - Matty Malaprop

Download the new Cheezburger app for a chance to win a PS4! in Cheezburger 's Hangs on LockerDome