dragon,literalism,off,on,opposite,suffix
By MeGustaDragons
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No offense Mrs. Dragon, but when my partner grows sweeter mutton chops than I do, I tend to get a little turned off... - Matty Malaprop

cell phone,contacts,double meaning,glasses,literalism,phone,reason
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He may be able to see now at least, but he'll still never overcome the social astigmatism attached to flip-phones in this day and age. - Matty Malaprop

attire,peel,appealing,homophone,literalism,double meaning,banana,classic
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Because those damn bananas in their damn pajamas were simply not dapper enough for anyone to care. - Matty Malaprop

burden,literalism,loki,marvel,porpoise,purpose,similar sounding,The Avengers
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Seems to me like Loki could really use a Hulk right now. - Matty Malaprop

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