Console-ations

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He's some British bloke rhyming about gaming consoles in a punny way. Um... enjoy? - Matty Malaprop

Editor's Note: Said British bloke uses some naughty words, just FYI.

They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns

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SMP CLASSIC: Tearable Puns
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Punmaster Spencer Jarrett says: "This showed up on the office (Utah Symphony and Opera) bulletin board today and I just had to share!"

They were possibly printed from this very site, though it is quite nice seeing them again! - Matty Malaprop