The Dangers of Kerning, Part 5,372

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To be fair, I'd be far more interested in reading a newspaper article about Britney's Pears than I would be in reading one about Britney Spears. - Matty Malaprop

This is Why I Prefer to Take Life at a Trotsky

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You know, jo, you really should have come to me the moment you heard that weird Rasputinny sound coming from your engine. - Matty Malaprop

They Got the Ticker Headline Wrong!

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Clearly what they were trying to say was "SREAKING NEWB REPORTB: OSAMA SIN LADEN DEAD," right? - Matty Malaprop

All Thanks to Miracle Cleaner Smut-B-Gone!

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cleaning,committed,committee,decency,double meaning,literalism,television
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... but what happens when the kids figure out the other meaning of maid service? - Matty Malaprop