Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop
I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop
So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop
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Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop
I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop
This would be the one and only way to get me to care about the NBA. What are you waiting for, ESPN?????? - Matty Malaprop
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