Maybe you feel so detached because you have a hard time opening up about your spotty past? Has your life been dotted by various troubles for as long as you can remember? It's okay. You can talk to me. I'm here to help. - Matty Malaprop
Source: Jeff Stahler
It's self-contradictory humor like this, Internet... - Matty Malaprop
You surreally ought to attend to your business post-haste, good sir!
He's probably hopeless, but you have to admire the way he always looks at the sunny side of things! - Matty Malaprop
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