Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.

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Try the Regurgitated Jay, Etc.
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Get off the falcon stage, you hack! The only thing you're preying on is our brain cells! - Matty Malaprop

Mistletoe

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Mistletoe
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I saw mommy kissing... WAIT A SECOND OH DEAR GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO HER FOOT????? - Matty Malaprop

I Love it When... a Flan Comes Together

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I Love it When... a Flan Comes Together
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So then, does internal sabotaging of a well-laid flan count as a kind of Hannibalism? - Matty Malaprop

Good for Her!

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Good for Her!
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99.9 percent effective at stopping unexpected pregnancy. 100 percent effective at causing unexpected fall fails. - Matty Malaprop

Where is Team America When You Need Them?

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Where is Team America When You Need Them?
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Never let it be said that extremists such as this one don't wear their radical views on their sleeves. - Matty Malaprop

These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!

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These Are Even Better Than Air Jordans!
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This would be the one and only way to get me to care about the NBA. What are you waiting for, ESPN?????? - Matty Malaprop