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Via: Just Girly Things
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Nothing says "romance" like a shuriken to the retina. - Matty Malaprop

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By ajch81
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Also, if you play the b-side of "Animals" backward at 45 speed, you get to hear its fabled hidden track: "Millenium Falcons." - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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Seriously dude, if you can just let go of your popsicle angst, then I'm pretty sure your hostile exterior will simply melt away. - Matty Malaprop

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The spicy aftertaste is really the thing that wins me over. Well, and the great insurance package, of course! - Matty Malaprop