They Couldn't Be More Opposite

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They Couldn't Be More Opposite
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At full strength, one of them makes you feel powerful, while the other one shuts you down completely. - Matty Malaprop

Tap Dancers

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Tap Dancers
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Their motions on the floor are always very fluid, and concerning their choreography, no one could ever rightly say they faucet. - Matty Malaprop

The Tree Olympics

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The Tree Olympics
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Wow, he's really spruced up now isn't he? - Matty Malaprop

It's a Good Step Toward Your First Child Support Payment

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It's a Good Step Toward Your First Child Support Payment
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It's always accepting new deposits, if you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop