... but what about slightly skeptical ones? Are those okay to click? - Matty Malaprop
And something that is both nonsensical AND non-cents-sical is certainly worthy of a lot of re-cent-ment. - Matty Malaprop
I've always been quite partial to puns with this much linearity. - Matty Malaprop
... and, coincidentally, it also explains why she always said she just kept wanting to eat him all up. - Matty Malaprop
Is that a two in your pants or are you just happy to see me? - Matty Malaprop
It's not really his fault though; before he was incorporated into civilization, he always just navigated by the light of the moon. - Matty Malaprop
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