Best Medical Report Ever

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I wonder how many nurses the hospital had to wrangle together in order to but this patient back out to pasture... - Matty Malaprop

Toad Stool

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Strange though, that looks far more like a frog to me... - Matty Malaprop

That's One Trick This Dog Can't Be Taught

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Let's just hope he learns to stay down before his owner's brother comes over to meet him, lest we risk seeing yet another fall of Troy. - Matty Malaprop

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