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No no, kiddo. Don't take a bough. You don't deserve applause for that one. - Matty Malaprop

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By xyzpdq1
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA it's funny because Sarah Jessica Parker's face totally looks like a horse-face and also that's not cliché at all or anything. - Matty Malaprop

comparison,dogs,fancy,literalism,mineral water,perrier,scottish terrier,side by side,similarly spelled,terrier,water
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

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