He's Just Callin' 'Em As He Sees 'Em

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Try as he might, I don't think this donkey's gonna be robin any redbreasts tonight... - Matty Malaprop

This Could Only Be Better Under One Circumstance...

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... and that circumstance would be if his name was Fuddyduddy Fop. #HaveIMentionedILoveTheTermFuddyDuddy? - Matty Malaprop

Story of My Life

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Seriously, the entire history of my social life could be summarized as one. From that one time I drunkenly threw up all over everything and everyone I ever loved to that other time I dressed up my neighbor's rooster as a transgendered caricature of Lady Gaga... let's just say my existence has long been one big pile of shame. - Matty Malaprop

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