Oh, wait, did I say "sage advice?" I meant "3OH!3 is one of the worst bands ever." My mistake. - Matty Malaprop

A nosy pepper with jealousy issues sounds like a habanero and slippery slope, if you ask me. - Matty Malaprop

Fernando may have failed this quiz, but his answers are all big wins in my book! - Matty Malaprop

Are those skin-tight jeans really THAT thin? Color me impressed. And also pregnant. - Matty Malaprop

Let's just hope this one isn't another thinly veiled statement about the perils of racism in modern day America. - Matty Malaprop

Is it just me, or didn't most classical musicians seem awfully metrosexual for their eras? - Matty Malaprop

Looks like these guys and gals are gonna need to lay pilaf the booze for a while after tonight... - Matty Malaprop