It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop

Better than a seal made out of whale byproduct, amirite? - Matty Malaprop

I hath absolutely no words to say about this pun... - Matty Malaprop

If he can best Superman in a race, then he certainly should have no problem out-speeding a zip drive... - Matty Malaprop

The song got stuck in my head once I started writing this post. And that obviously means I have to share the hate love with all of you. - Matty Malaprop