You know, using five jars of mayo on one sandwich isn't that out of the ordinary if you live in Sweden. - Matty Malaprop

But then I took an arrow to The Knee, and it spent all of my money, rendering me unable to adventure since I couldn't pay for gear. - Matty Malaprop

Come to think of it, the last time I played Uno I was beaten by a Mexican... NOW I UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING!!!11!!1! - Matty Malaprop

Moar gifs over here!

With Valentine's Day fast approaching, I strongly encourage all of you to spend some quality time with an other that makes you feel punderful. - Matty Malaprop

... or you could just settle for A Valentine From Cheezburger!

Lol by kaeilin

I apologize for the brow-furrowingly small text on this post, punmasters, but I'd say it's still worth seeing because "either this wet t-shirt goes, or I do" might be the most brilliant piece of prose I've read so far in 2012. - Matty Malaprop

I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop

I'm not trying to be judgmental, but rave culture really just isn't my scene. After one bad brush with some XO, I told myself I'd go raven nevermore. - Matty Malaprop