... nailed it? - Matty Malaprop

The compass rose aligns the way it does because Eastwood kicked it into that position, you know. - Matty Malaprop

Plus, that nail polish job is just ~~FAAAAABULOUS~~ - Matty Malaprop

Some expressions are creepiest when taken literally... - Matty Malaprop

Last year we had sad, tasteless tweens whining about "Arcade Fires," and this year we have people confused about Bonnie Bears. Stay free, Grammys. - Matty Malaprop

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Hmmm... now I'm just wondering the best way to graphically depict rooibos... - Matty Malaprop

That is one creepy lookin' chimera you've got there, sir. - Matty Malaprop