I Think He'd Prefer a Barcalounger, TBH

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I Think He'd Prefer a Barcalounger, TBH
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Perhaps even a barcalounger equipped with ladle-spoons? #InsideJokes #SorryEverybody - Matty Malaprop

Commen-'taters

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Commen-'taters
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No wonder this broadcast is so terribly firetruck. - Matty Malaprop

Officer Skrillex

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Officer Skrillex
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Were it not for its abysmal soundtrack, I would TOTALLY watch this show. - Matty Malaprop

ICWUDT Mental Floss...

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ICWUDT Mental Floss...
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I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

It's Super Illegal!

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It's Super Illegal!
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It may not do any immediate damage to your opponent, but it certainly helps keep life ratios in check between the two of you. - Matty Malaprop

Rock Bottom

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Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Sushi Sushi, Fettucini Fettucini, Stew-y Stew-y, Lobster

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Sushi Sushi, Fettucini Fettucini, Stew-y Stew-y, Lobster
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Wait a second... if you replace every word in the worst pop songs with food words, the music automatically becomes 50 percent more listenable and 150 percent tastier! SOMEBODY PUT ME ON THE PHONE WITH UMG! - Matty Malaprop