literalism,star wars,tie,tie fighter
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I mean, in terms of aerodynamics, this kind of tie just seems completely wrong. - Matty Malaprop

beats,beets,dope,double meaning,literalism
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I'm not big into the drug culture... if you ask me, stoners and their ilk are absolutely the borscht. - Matty Malaprop

DIY,Hall of Fame,ikea,interview,job,not really a pun but oh w,seat
By xyzpdq1 ( Via: Canary Pete)
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Given my history with Ikea product assembly, I'm mostly positive I'll never net this gig... - Matty Malaprop

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