unicorn,corn,uni,latin,literalism,one,double meaning
Via: Cats Are the Priority
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Don't be fooled by its adorable exterior, though. This uni-corn is actually a kernel in its nation's army. - Matty Malaprop

phlox,curse,pox,similar sounding,literalism,Flower
Via: Punflowers
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That's not gonna do a thing, toots. Every member of my family has an incredible immune system. We deal with big diseases perennially, and we're all still kickin'! - Matty Malaprop

cat,macro,armadillo,differences,Compare And Contrast,comma
By Unknown
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What is this, the homophonic armadillo convention or something? - Matty Malaprop

literalism,mac,trojan,trojan horse,virus,virus-proof
By Unknown
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Are you guys serious? My name's Matthew! It says so right on my iTunes! Troy lives two doors over, FYI. - Matty Malaprop

earl grey,fifty shades of grey,patrick stewart,picard,Star Trek,tea
By Ginctm
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I would say that, with regards to Picard-based erotica, someone needs to make it so... but then I remembered this is the Internet, and that already exists in spades... - Matty Malaprop

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