It tastes stale and the size of each slice is so weasley. - Matty Malaprop
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A. "Aw shucks."
... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene. - Matty Malaprop
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I have the weirdest... well, you get the idea. - Matty Malaprop
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