Tree's a Crowd

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Her boyfriend's name is Douglas Fir, but what she doesn't know is he's been pollenating with other lady-trees and is now a carrier of Phytophthora root rot. - Matty Malaprop

Perhaps it Was Just Faul-Tea Design?

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I'm very sympathetic to the owner of the cup in this post. If my favorite coffee cup ever breaks, it will feel like I've lost an extremi-tea. - Matty Malaprop

Dyslexia is Kyink

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She knows Kung Fu. But you probably shouldn't ask her to show you. - Matty Malaprop

Will Feral

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MOST IMPORTANT QUESTION: Which of the above is the Sex Panther by Odeon? - Matty Malaprop

Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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