The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?

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The Most Expensive Fast Food Ever?
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Sure, you're paying more than $2,000 for a burger. But have you ever eaten another burger in your life that allowed you to emulate the original Oregon Trail? I DIDN'T THINK SO! - Matty Malaprop

Swing States

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Swing States
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What, were you honestly expecting something overtly political on this site? COME ON NOW. - Matty Malaprop

STOP! Recapitulate! Listen!

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STOP! Recapitulate! Listen!
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I bet baby has some mad dance skills, but I just hope he doesn't melt under the pressure of his performance. - Matty Malaprop

Worth it? WORTH IT.

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Worth it? WORTH IT.
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Strong, mighty, relentless, majestic, glistening and blue.

... oh, you were talking about the falls? I was talking about my ding-dong. Sorry. - Matty Malaprop