What's the Reward?

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What's the Reward?
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I sure hope this search doesn't evolve into a wild goose chase... - Matty Malaprop

The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba

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The Now-Retired Ruler of Mewba
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PROTIP: Attempting to smuggle Cuban Nip into the United States is the antithesis of a good idea. - Matty Malaprop

More political hilarity over here!

Know the Difference

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Know the Difference
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One of them murders innocent children and keeps your hands cozy and warm. The other is actually called a birdie and is loved by many many high school athletes in Hong Kong. The line's a little blurry, really. - Matty Malaprop