Spearmint
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Spearmint and chewing tobacco apparently operate under the same basic mouth-cutting addictive principles... THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE. - Matty Malaprop

Great Barfroom Literature
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Methinks perhaps someone doesn't really understand the metaphorical nature of the barfing rainbows rage face... - Matty Malaprop

Snug Life
By pedretta (Via: bossthug.com)
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Maybe this is the real reason 2Pac got shot? - Matty Malaprop

Via: Reddit
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The best-laid plans of mice and men... are totally and completely FABULOUS! - Matty Malaprop