Designated Driver

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Designated Driver
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The boys always say that an ol' ironsides like myself should be able to wedge in two or three beers before getting behind the wheel, but I know that kind of peer pressure is always a total (sand)trap. - Matty Malaprop

If TMNT Took Place in an Office

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If TMNT Took Place in an Office
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What would that make the Foot Clan? The Printer Clan? - Matty Malaprop

I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself

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I Couldn't Have Put it Better Myself
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I think I would have enjoyed elementary school much more if Evil Knievel had been my bus driver. - Matty Malaprop

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Stop it Spock, You're Showing Emotion Again!

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Stop it Spock, You're Showing Emotion Again!
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Music that lacks bomb guitar solos is most assuredly illogical. - Matty Malaprop