Thyme flies when you're making puns. - Matty Malaprop
But it makes the whole "dangling upside down" trick WAY FREAKING COOLER. - Matty Malaprop
There may be a couple of "i"s in "piggyback ride," but that doesn't make you any less irrational for thinking this is a two-way street. - Matty Malaprop
Besides, I'm far more fond of portmanteaus than I am of boring technical descriptions. - Matty Malaprop
CURSE YOU PORK & CARAMELISED CHESTNUT STUFFING I DID EXACTLY AS YOU COMMANDED SO WHY WILL YOU STILL NOT COOK FOR ME?? - Matty Malaprop
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I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THESE KINDS OF DECISIONS!!!
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