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Without him, the rest of the band is just too dazed and confused to do anything! They're really in a jam because of this! - Matty Malaprop

She's Super into Lip-Lock, Too!

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Orange soda-flavored lipgloss does sound quite delicious, to be fair... - Matty Malaprop

Forever a Dating Fail.

It's Probably Also Hard for Him to Stay Foaly on Track

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It's kind of a catch-22, really. If you don't bet on the headless horseman, you're probably going to get murdered. If you do bet on the headless horseman, your wallet's probably going to get murdered. CONUNDRUM. - Matty Malaprop