What's better than dogs? Dogs with jokes overlaid over the top of them.
Or something like that.
Alright, this person is not someone I'd want to live with. People like this are often soaked in their own hypocrisy, and although they are obsessed with your mistakes they are totally blind to their own. Basically, after looking at two pictures on Twitter I can tell you that this person is probably an absolute nightmare irl.
But, that aside, the sheer pettiness of this passive aggressive approach to dealing with messes in the apartment is hilarious. Like the amount of effort involved in writing these cards dwarfs what it would take to just pick the goddamn knife up.
It's always fun to be on the receiving end of a wrong text. To this day I have a woman who texts me semi frequently thinking I'm the mother of her son's friend. Last I checked, I don't have any kids, unless I blacked out for the last 12 years of my life and started a family I don't even know about.
Even then, I'd be a hideously hairy and bearded mother.
Anyways, here are some hilarious moments born from the ashes of failure, like some kind of fail phoenix.