The "deep" picture says it all.
I went out eating wearing skinny jeans and was struck down by a stomach virus, and on the frantic car ride home I had to ride with my pants half off because they were so tight it was aggravating my illness.
Remember that time we went to that no-name indie band's show? Those over-priced cigarettes you chainsmoke? Washing it means rinsing away your memories of us!