The Angsty Song (to the tune of Bruno Mars’ The Lazy Song)
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to hammer my head
Feel like I’ve given up all hope, so would you please pass me that rope?
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
I’m gonna stare at my feet, then curse at the Man
Turn my TV on, flip the bird ‘cause I can
Damn news networks can’t tell me what’s right
I’ll be sinkin’ in my couch just feelin’ like a flunkie
Goin’ through withdrawal, why the hel...
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