Hipster showers are like periods: Wet, warm, awkward, and happern once a month.
So if hipsters are trying not to be mainstream, they really are mainstream because trying to be different is common. So that makes them mainstream and then the rest of us are mainstream for hating the hipsters. We're all mainstream. Hipsters, the fight is useless.
Just saw a picture of a hipster couple , Realized that's what my boyfriend and I look like. Then I remebered he dumped me for trying too hard to be hipster.