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Oh no, this is not some kind of preface; this is the first chapter. How could you NOT want to read a story that features a terminator who "looks similar to Scar but not all the way" (whatever that means)?

The Lion King

I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry, but I think I just found myself a new hobby. Next time I go to a Disney store, I'm totally reenacting famous scenes with plushies.