So, How in the World Did This Painter Get His Dude-Bits Stuck in a Pipe for Two Whole Days?

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According to Lan Tien, "It was hot so I was painting the wall in the nude, and I slipped on the floor causing my private parts to fall inside the pipe that was protruding from the wall to take water outside from the air conditioning unit. Unfortunately, I got stuck as a result." One might use this as a teaching moment to talk about the safety of one's tally-whacker in the open air, but all we're left wondering is just HOW your jingle-jank can "fall" into an open pipe.

These are the mysteries of life, people.

Things Just Went From Dramatic to Cringe-Worthy in This Breakup

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Someone is Going to Get Fired for TWC News Austin's Dong-tastic Accidental Tweet

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The tweet in question has since been taken down and TWC Austin has issued an apology. It's unclear if this was the result of a hacked or hijacked account, a vengeful employee, or what. Either way, TWC News Austin's 33,000 Twitter followers got an extra helping of meat this week.

Dude Parts of the Day: Kelly Ripa Pretends to Talk About the Size of the New iPhone. She is Not Talking About the iPhone.

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