Dude, I think you might need a throat lozenge.
For those among us who are aren't antisocial enough to not offer the kids some candy, but don't exactly want to gab with a horde of the little tykes all night anyway.
Jack Vale set out just to find the answer to that question.
Ten seconds into the future, to be more specific.
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