You've Been Tempted to Do This at Least Once...

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Protip: Keep an Urn and Say It's Full of Ashes

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"C'mon officer, I just got laid off from the urn factory, can you gimme a break?"

Robin Thicke Asked for an Open Twitter Forum With #AskThicke. Predictably, This Did Not Turn Out the Way He Wanted.

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The perpetually predatory and lyrically questionable Robin Thicke attempted to gain buzz for his new single Paula (totally not a song about trying to force himself back into a dead relationship, BTW) by asking Twitter to send him questions via the #AskThicke hashtag. Unsurprisingly, people used the hashtag to lob any and all number of pot shots at the pop crooner. Like these:



But really, let's get to the heart of the matter:

When Life Throws a Felled Tree on Your Lawn, Make the Most of it Right?

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For a Brief Moment, This is What US World Cup Hero John Brooks's Wikipedia Page Looked Like

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It's My Turn to Decide What the Receipts Say? Awesome!

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Some Seriously Large Heineken Kegs

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