I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God

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What if they dunk it in the toilet?

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Premature Pitched Tents

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Step 1: Get Really Drunk...

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Step 2: Position yourself behind a live news anchor.
Step 3: Unleash your drunkenness for a national audience to see!

Thonbs Wamtart!

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Drunken Spiderman Impressions Are Not Advisable

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Go Home Bus, You're Drunk

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