Protip: Keep an Urn and Say It's Full of Ashes

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"C'mon officer, I just got laid off from the urn factory, can you gimme a break?"

"Hey, Where Should We Put This Sign?"

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"I dunno, how about right in the middle of the damn bike lane?"

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