Senator Lindsey Graham Has Never Sent an Email Before

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Nice to know our senators are keeping up with modern technology.

This is the Woman Who Called 911 After Subway Put Marinara Sauce on Her Pizza

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You know those terrible "Flatizzas" Subway makes? After ordering one without the sauce (because "I can't eat that stuff"), Bevalente Michette Hall called the police. She was later jailed for three minutes on a $2,000 bail for her efforts. Here's the 911 call, for those interested:
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Kings of the Hill

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Oh, you thought that hill was yours, ISIS? Yeah, nah.