This Oregon Park Needs its Own "Aggressive Owl" Warning Sign

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The park has been under the watchful, spiteful eye of one "Owlcapone" for ages now. After months of the owl stealing caps and harassing families, this sign was put into place. Owls: The Jerkbutts of the bird world.

Weather So Disastrous It Sends You Back in Time!

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The Founding Fathers Loved Booze

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You know George Washington and John Hancock as Founding Fathers. But what about George Washington, successful whiskey distiller? Or John Hancock, fortified wine importer?

Take John Adams, second president of the United States and father of the sixth, who started each day with a tankard of cider. Adams also served as lawyer for Hancock, who got into a kerfuffle in 1768 when the British seized his sloop, the Liberty, in Boston Harbor, claiming - charges that didn't stick - that Hancock had avoided paying duties on most of his shipment of Madeira, a fortified wine.

The East Coast is Getting More and More Snow, and Ice Lobsters Too Apparently!

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This Shirt Will Change Your Life

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"I wasn't ready for this shirt.
I bought it for a 4th of July party, thinking it would be a fun gag shirt. Little did I know. I pulled it out of the box and immediately sank to my knees and wept tears of pure joy, and by "pure joy" I mean "pure Jack Daniel's". I strapped it on and my bench press increased by a 100lbs. [sic] I whipped [sic] the whisky from my face, looked in the mirror, and in my reflection I saw him behind me.
George Washington. Looking stern and powerful. He nodded once, an affirmation. I knew what I had to do.
I flung myself from the bathroom window and this shirt literally turned me into a bald eagle. I flew over Iraq and pooped tomahawk missiles on ISIS positions, then I flew back home and turned into a 1967 Pontiac GTO and drove all night until I arrived at P**town. Population: Me.

21 Redneck Innovations

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"I Mean, Not Really, But You Get What We Mean... FREEDOM"

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