Few cars in the history of American Muscle have been as polarizing as the Corvette C3... that is, if the poles were "sucks" and "really, really sucks."
Because American Muscle sounds like American Hustle, let's do a comparison:
Christian Bale is a '67 Pontiac GTO: loud, kickass, and one of the best ever.
Jennifer Lawrence is a '68 Shelby Mustang GT500 KR: gorgeous, stylish, and it backs up its good looks with serious punch and versatility.
The Corvette C3 is like an unfunny Louis CK: It ain't even fun to look at. Sorry Chevy, you bombed this one.